Star Paper: OMG Najib plan to dig an underground tunnel from Butterworth to Gertak Sanggul then row a kayak across the Indian Ocean to Diego Garcia to escape! With 30 ‘luggages’.

Tahukah Anda: This is how the hum sup Chinaman reports every single movement of Datuk Seri Najib Razak.                                                                                                  
Fact: Najib naik kapalterbang in Subang
Star Paper: OMG Najib plan to fly to Jakarta then fly to Balikpapan then take seaplane to Christmas Island to escape. With 30 ‘luggages’.

Fact: Najib naik MRT di KL
Star Paper: OMG Najib plan to take MRT to KL Sentral then take KTM to Padang Besar then Bangkok then Kunming then Mongolia then cross Trans Siberian express to St Petersburg to escape. With 30 ‘luggages’.

Fact: Najib naik bot di Langkawi
Star Paper: OMG Najib plan to sail to Andaman Sea then Port Blair then cross Bay of Bengal then sail to Kolkata to escape. With 30 ‘luggages’.

Fact: Najib naik keta di KL
Star Paper: OMG Najib plan to drive from KL to Bengkalis then across to Medan then to Tarutung then cross to Jawa then Lombok then Wetar then escape to Papua! With 30 ‘luggages’.

Fact: Najib pi jogging di Pekan
Star Paper: OMG Najib plan to jogging from Pekan to Mersing then Desaru then Tg Piai then jump on a oil tanker then sail to the Aleutian Sea then escape to Selat Bering! With 30 ‘luggages’.

Fact: Najib buat gardening using cangkul in Butterworth
Star Paper: OMG Najib plan to dig an underground tunnel from Butterworth to Gertak Sanggul then row a kayak across the Indian Ocean to Diego Garcia to escape! With 30 ‘luggages’.

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